
Why use a darlington transistor when you can use two common BJTs?
Why use a simple diode for collector>base feedback when you can use a MosFET's body diode* instead? MosFET = more $$$ from more exciting marketing!
So we've got three transistors that could be doing the work of one + a diode. Brilliant!!!!

I made up a totally unneeded two-side layout for it as well.

Notice how the top traces are wider than the bottom traces. Why? Who knows, it's boutique!!!

*I actually tried the MosFET with and without a diode in series, and I can't hear a difference. I suppose a real hack would've included it for mojo.
