Trade Gibson Les Paul for hand jobs - $1 (Toronto)

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Trade Gibson Les Paul for hand jobs - $1 (Toronto)

Date: 2011-06-28, 12:48AM EDT
Reply to: sale-2eep3-2466380885@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

Will give numerous hand jobs for the right guitar.

NO gay stuff !!!
No anal or oral.
Please, nothing weird or kinky.

I may be willing to have vaginal intercourse with your female partner, friend, or relative also but just remember that each encounter would be the approximate equivalent of me paying you $50.

If you see this ad that means I'm still available.

Serious inquiries only.
Thanks

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no gay stuff! :lol:
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Oh shit, I thought you had the guitar.




Nevermind. :oops:
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so if I wanted $600.00 for my geetor, yer offerin' me 600 handjobs???? but yer not gay? ah... not gonna happen...
I want it to sound like bees buzzing around in a 55 gallon drum...

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GuitarlCarl wrote:so if I wanted $600.00 for my geetor, yer offerin' me 600 handjobs???? but yer not gay? ah... not gonna happen...
Ya know I have to have that quote for my sig....... made me laugh like hell!! Thanks!!
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That's a lot of handjobs.. just sayin'.
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A good ol' Toronto.

Home sweet home...actually, I have been looking for a way to afford buying a house here...

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greenskull wrote:
GuitarlCarl wrote:so if I wanted $600.00 for my geetor, yer offerin' me 600 handjobs???? but yer not gay? ah... not gonna happen...
Ya know I have to have that quote for my sig....... made me laugh like hell!! Thanks!!

AHHHH!!! I've been taken out of context.... :blackeye
I want it to sound like bees buzzing around in a 55 gallon drum...

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p_wats wrote:A good ol' Toronto.

Home sweet home...actually, I have been looking for a way to afford buying a house here...
I hear you there. I live in the Beach and the only way I could ever afford to own a house here is to start a meth lab or something.

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